A new bathhouse is opening in Tribeca where patrons willing to pay $450 for VIP service can relax in bathtubs filled with champagne, because that's way better than drinking it. The tubs can also be infused with olive oil or red wine (and, presumably, some water.) You need to be at least 21, though, because that's how old you have to be to know not to drink your bathwater. "It's like ... a different world," said the company's spokesperson. You don't say.