"All photos are of the actual unit," says the incredible listing for this rental at 270 West 12th Street, passed along by a tipster to whom we are eternally grateful. "Sorry it is a little messy, they are moving and traveling!" Except not, because they're sitting right there. So are paper towels, a broom, and plenty of boxes, which means we don't feel badly for urging them to stage the place properly, already. (For example: hide all one's stuff in a corner, and then don't take a photo of that corner.) The ask, by the way, is $3,800/month for 2BRs and 1BA.
UPDATE: We've removed some of the photos at the request of the apartment's former tenants.
· 270 West 12th Street [StreetEasy]
· How Not to Stage an Apartment: Our Easy 10-Step Guide! [Curbed]
· Other Things That Are Rather Hideous [Curbed]