Welcome back to The Six Digit Club, in which we take a look at a newish-to-market listing priced under $1 million, because nice things sometimes come in small packages. Send nominations to the tipline.
Price: $725,000
Address: 423 Atlantic Avenue #3P
Size: 2BR, 1BA
Maintenance: $934
423 Atlantic Avenue has had more than its share of interesting interior design choices. There's the apartment with the built-in cocoon, the one with the wacky neon furniture, and now this one, which has a bunch of upside-down chairs glued to the wall. We can only imagine what the board interview to get into this building entails.
Board President: It looks like all your financials are in order. We just have one more question. How do you plan on decorating?
Buyer: Well, I was thinking about getting a couple chairs from Ikea—
Board President: —and putting them in the shower?
Buyer: No...
Board President: Covering them in rhinestones?
Buyer: No...
Board President: Disassembling them and using the parts to build a cage for your pet pygmy goat?
Buyer: I was just gonna, like, sit in them.
[pause]
Board President: We'll let you know.
· Listing: 423 Atlantic Avenue #3P [BHS]
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