It would be futile to try and count or list all the crazy artifacts—statues, busts, freestanding ionic columns, oil paintings, ceiling murals, antique wardrobes, leopard print chairs, hard-carved bongo drums, etc. etc.—scattered haphazardly throughout this third-floor co-op in the Police Building (of course), which is currently on the market for $2.95 million. Not that it wouldn't be fun to try. Our particular favorites are the twin lions guarding the bathtub. Lion statues always class up the joint.