A New York Shitty reader stumbled across this Craigslist listing yesterday, and, luckily for everybody (it has since been flagged for removal) captured the whole thing via screen caps. It is, in a word, glorious. Normally, saying that an apartment resembles a nightclub (an "upscale nightclub," no less) would be something you'd do if you were making fun of it. But not in this case. "Has lots of mirrored walls," the listing boasts. "Comes fully furnished!!!! with raymour &flanigan furniture." "Bunk beds, leather couch, bar." Oh, and don't even bother calling unless you have $10,000 cash, as the apartment requires first and last month's rent ($2,000 each), a month's security deposit (another $2,000), and a $4,000 deposit for all that Raymour & Flanigan.
New York Shitty went on to Google the accompanying phone number and found it on a job listing searching for "ladies to work in films, bodyrub service, stage dancing, lap dancing, assistant manager, no exp nec." But of course.
· Craigslist Power Hour [Curbed]
· Renters Week 2013 [Curbed]