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Most Staten Island-y of Houses Asks $2.9 Million

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It's no $114 million Upper East Side townhouse, but this 10-room, stone and stucco-clad mini mansion is very Staten Island-y, and that's worth something. The owners are hoping that that something is $2,885 million. 70 Utopia Court features, among other things, a highly symmetrical marble bath with a chandelier, lots and lots of New York Yankees decals, a pink bedroom (for the ladies!), and a man cave with framed Rocky, The Sopranos, The Godfather, and Scarface posters, as well as a huge aquarium. According to property records, the current owners paid $2.6 million for the house in 2006, so they're not eyeing much of a profit. But, still: Fuggedaboutit! Did we do that right?

· Listing: 70 Utopia Court [Streeteasy]
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