A single-family Brooklyn townhouse with original details intact for under a $1 million is about as common as a unicorn riding the subway, but oh, what do we have here? A single-family Brooklyn townhouse with original details intact for under $1 million! Well under a million, in fact. This 20-foot-wide, three-story (plus a basement) house is listed for just $825,000. Why so cheap? For starters, it's located at 34 Linden Street in Bushwick, far from the picturesque brownstone belt, and it's in need of some TLC. The listing photos show gorgeous woodwork, original mouldings, a decorative fireplace, and a spacious backyard, but everything needs serious upgrades. The bathrooms and kitchen aren't even pictured, but no matter what state they are in, we can't imagine that this place will be on the market for very long. Thoughts on the final sale price?