Welcome back to The Brokerbabble Glossary, where we take a word or a turn of phrase that seems to show up in an unreasonable number of listings and decipher its true meaning. If you have any ideas for us, send them to the tipline. Today's word: Dazzling.
"Dazzling" is a word that is almost always paired with "views," and very rarely paired with "bathrooms," for obvious reasons. But regardless of whether or not this bathroom is actually dazzling (it is most definitely not), the idea of a bathroom floor being cozy is both hilarious and incredibly depressing. Cozy bathroom floors: for all those dazzling nights you to spend passed out next to the toilet in a puddle of your own tears.
Manhattan doesn't get described as "a dazzling fairyland of lights" nearly often enough.
You have to stare directly at the chandelier for a pretty long time, but eventually...
But are they endless?
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