A tipster on the hunt for a two-bedroom under $900,000 in Brooklyn was completely on board with apartment 205 at 57 Front Street (asking $749,000)?until she got to the floorplan. We mistook the bedroom for a hallway at first, too, and the entire layout looks sort of like a giant foam finger. So, a little Friday afternoon thought experiment: how would you fix the floorplan for this two-bedroom? Our vote: turn that narrow, 26-foot-long "bedroom" into a bowling alley with the pins falling backward into the walk-in closet. More serious suggestions also welcome.
· Listing: 57 Front Street #205 [Corcoran via StreetEasy]
· Floorplan Anti-Porn archive [Curbed]