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Decoded: The Most 'Impeccable' of Apartment Listings

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Welcome back to The Brokerbabble Glossary, where we take a word or a turn of phrase that seems to show up in an unreasonable number of listings and decipher its true meaning. If you have any ideas for us, send them to the tipline. Today's word: Impeccable.

The light in this apartment is imported directly from the sun and it is the very best light available in the known universe. While other apartments use knockoff brands of light with various imperfections (inconsistent brightness, blueish tint, travels at only the speed of sound), this apartment's genuine sunlight? is completely flawless. There is no better light currently on the market.

All of these things appear to be very true. (Also, being "overwhelmed by sunlight" does not sound all that pleasant.)

This one probably just depends on how you define the words "impeccable" and "style."

Get ready for this apartment's rap album, dropping in August.
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254 Park Ave. South

254 Park Ave. South, New York, NY 10010