We're pretty big fans of any Roommate Wanted ads that start out, "I'm a quiet masturbator." So, uh, yeah, a guy who writes for Fucked In Park Slope is looking for a roommate (presumably in Park Slope) and wrote an ad. It's very funny. "[My last roommate] shaved his entire body every week and left it all over the bathroom. How does one person have that much body hair? I guess I'd ask you to not be a werewolf." Even if you are not currently looking for a roommate, you should probably read it anyway. [Fucked In Park Slope]
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