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Park Slope Couple Just Going Around Asking for Brownstone

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Kate from Fucked in Park Slope brings us this glorious postcard that was dropped through her mail slot yesterday. On it, a young couple, Mark and Jessie, explain (in Comic Sans, no less) that they are looking to buy a house in the neighborhood but have been frustrated by the open market so far. So, they're just wondering, would you like to sell them your house? Please? "We promise to make a fair offer," Mark and Jessie write. Well, guess that's settled then.

If you are Park Slope townhouse owner who has been thinking about selling your home for below market value, this could be just the opportunity you've been waiting for.