Times op-ed contributor Jay Ruttenberg has some fun with a tongue-in-cheek address to the future (foreign, part-time) residents of Midtown's super-tall, expensive, neighbor-hated towers. One of the best lines? "Our swimming pool flavors its water with tears collected from children after their playground was razed to make way for the pool's construction. FALSE. Although we have no comment regarding the whirlpool." [NYT]
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