Are you looking for a place to live in the Financial District? Can you afford to pay $3,100 upfront? Is your standard of living basically nonexistent? Then look no further than this Craigslist ad for... well, not a room, per se... Let's just let them explain it (boldage ours):
A small Room to renting out, fully furnished in Financial District $800 included (Cold and Hot Water, High Speed WiFi included, Electricity Included), good for budgeted student, who have a primary residence, or full time work who rarely stays at home. ( Male renters only)
The room is fully furnished with Bunks Work Station Full Loft Bunker Bed (Coaster Made, mattress size 54"x75" )
with a Office wheel rolling chair, with table light, a SPT 2.5 cubic feet private refrigerator (with freezer). storage ladder to the top bunks Full sized Mattress, You will have your private door and keys, you do need to bring in your pillow cover, bed sheet.
Kitchen is not included. but you will have a microwave in your room. There's no bathroom, the listing goes on to explain, but "the Gym around the area less than $150 a month." Other selling points include the running water, both hot and cold (this is mentioned multiple times), and the fact that the building is next door to the "Holiday Inn Express New York City- Wall Street." And, of course, that bed that looks like a play pen for a small dog. Call today!