You'd be forgiven for thinking the South Beach that this five-bedroom townhouse is located in is part of Florida, but no: it's actually on Staten Island. The listing touts the home's "Soho meets the Hamptons" vibe, which we're assuming refers to the interiors—sleek, minimalist—combined with the waterfront views and landscaped exterior. In addition to those five bedrooms, the house comes with a lot of enviable elements: there's a gigantic master bathroom with a soaking tub and a "sitting room"; a modern, open-concept kitchen; and huge windows in the many open rooms. And the outdoor space is equally impressive, with a swimming pool, conversation pit, and a bamboo garden. "You will wake up every morning and think you are on vacation," so sayeth the brokerbabble—but for once, it's not really that much of an exaggeration.