Make like a James Bond villain and hide out in this Upper East Side lair, er, duplex that's on the market for $12 million. The most enticing room of the Fifth Avenue pad is its office, which not only casts a very Bond villian-y vibe with its "18th Century Antique Chestnut wood panels from Versailles" but also holds a perplexing parametric, perhaps self-destructing desk.
· Listing: 953 Fifth Avenue #3/4 [Elliman via StreetEasy]
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