Steel yourself for what may be the worst real estate marketing move in the history of the world. To
celebrate further desecrate the holiday that is St. Patrick's Day, Prime Property NYC broker James Lewis has decided to host a rager at the (rather small) one-bedroom Chelsea apartment he's trying to rent out, which has dallied on the market at $1,955/month for a grand total of eight days. So from 5 to 7:30 p.m. tonight, head on over to West 28th Street for "FREE GUINESS [sic] AND JAMESON SHOTS TODAY AT THE OPEN HOUSE ... TILL THE TAPS ARE DRY!" Because drunken prospective tenants are the best kind, right?
· Listing: 221 West 28th #4RE [StreetEasy]
· $1955 / 1br - ---> OPEN HOUSE + OPEN BAR TONIGHT 3/17! Chelsea 1 Bed! 5:00-7:30PM!! [Craigslist]
· Adventures in Marketing archive [Curbed]