Welcome back to The Six Digit Club, in which we take a look at a newish-to-market listing priced under $1 million, because nice things sometimes come in small packages. Send nominations to the tipline.
Up on West 99th Street, this sleek, crazily (hey, some might say "tackily") designed one-bedroom duplex penthouse is asking $899,000. Owned and renovated by a designer/stager at HGTV and Food Network, the place has some very high ceilings with exposed, antique beams, a wood-burning fireplace, three bright windows, a custom walk-in closet, and new kitchen with lots of fancy appliances. There's also a lovely, landscaped, private roof garden with its own water supply.
"Your home is your sanctuary - the place you relax, recharge, celebrate, and dream," we are told by the hilariously overwrought brokerbabble. "Your home is a reflection of your soul - your private oasis. If you require inspiration, tranquility, and beauty, then your heart will melt when you visit this bright, bespoke beauty."
Guess somebody majored in English.