A rental listing that has lingered on the market for a few weeks has more a few notable qualities. The very pretty 1,500-square-foot one-bedroom, which is asking $7,500/month, is bedecked in molding, has two ornate fireplaces, herringbone floors, some glitzy chandeliers, and, well, a very large metal bathtub on a platform right next to the bed. There's no curtain, or pocket doors, as far as we can tell. It comes furnished. Is bathing where you sleep sort of like you-know-what-ing where you eat? For the sake of anyone who ends up living here, let's hope not.