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Brooklyn Building Is New York's Sexiest, Say 311 Complaints

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According to an analysis of 311 complaints undertaken by DNAinfo, 7201 Ridge Boulevard in Bay Ridge is New York City's most annoyingly sexy building. The six-story, 59-unit building—rather, one particularly amorous couple in the building—received six complaints in the past year, with neighbors citing "Neighbors are having very loud sex with the windows open" and "the woman was moaning and screaming, 'Oh yeah, oh, do it to me.'" "I'm not sure what they were doing," said one complainant. Come on, dude. You know what they're doing.

Other highlights of DNAinfo's research, include the Sunset Park resident, who told 311, "My neighbor is making too much noise, she has a 'sex machine' and then she starts screaming 'Yes, Yes, Yes' for extended periods of time," (wait, how did he know it was a sex machine and not, say, a quiet partner?) and a Marine Park resident who said that his 71-year-old neighbor usually starts up around 2 a.m. or 3 a.m., adding "I don't know, maybe it's the time the pills kick in."
· The Most Loud Sex Complaints in New York City Come From This Building: Data [DNAinfo]
· More Neighbor Beefs [Curbed]