Welcome back to The Six Digit Club, in which we take a look at a newish-to-market listing priced under $1 million, because nice things sometimes come in small packages. Send nominations to the tipline.
The tiny bed is probably the most depressing part of the listing for this 290-square-foot apartment, although the leopard-print carpeting (if that is indeed what that is), mirrored wall, and other wall that's covered by drapes also play their part. Neither the kitchenette nor the bathroom is pictured, ominously. (Also, the single photo doesn't seem to match up to the floorplan, unless there's a sink and refrigerator hidden behind those closet doors.) "They simply will never build this again," the brokerbabble reads. No, they probably won't.