Tucked away on an idyllic Greenwich Village block, this renovated five story townhouse features pretty much every excess imaginable, and then some. Designed with “no expense spared,” per the brokerbabble, the not-so-humble abode features six possible bedrooms (the current floor plan shows five), an abundance of bathrooms, a full-floor master suite—complete with a walk-in closet and a separate dressing room—and assorted “entertaining rooms,” which more common people call “living areas.”
But the tree-lined views and soaring ceilings are just the beginning: the 21-foot-wide home also offers a private gym, as well as a private screening room. Of course, if screenings aren’t your thing, the listing suggests the space would make an “impressive wine cellar for the most unrestrained collector,” or perhaps a play room, for the most unrestrained baby. And none of that’s to mention the expansive roof deck, the terrace, the back patio, or the manicured garden. There is also an elevator (obviously).
Of course, such stately luxuries don’t come cheap. The turn-key home is listed at $23.5 million, while monthly charges come in at a more understated $7,671.
- 14 East 11th Street [Elliman]