Lindsay Lohan recently shacked and smoked up in the SoHo Grand for an extended stay of two months. Lohan can be seen in one of the hotel's one-bedroom suites on her new OWN network docuseries, "Lindsay". Oh, that must be amusing.

Although their love didn't last, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' relationship is immortalized on the similarly short-runned "Kourtney and Kim Take New York," and in the Gansevoort Park Avenue's Presidential Suite, where the devoted couple stayed during filming. Other celebrities to populate the Gansevoort Park Avenue include pop diva's Christina Aguilera and Katy Perry.

Jessica Alba stayed at this contemporary hotel when in town for the Tribeca Film Festival in 2010. Why such a noteworthy occasion? Well, Alba started a fire in her quarters and set alarms off across the 100-guestroom hotel. It was all an accident—she was just trying to warm up her fish sticks.

Celebrities flock in droves to the notoriously tight-lipped Bowery Hotel, where they can bask in the hotel's plush and dim interior. Amongst its celebrity guests are Liam Hemsworth, Jake Gyllenhaal, Robert Pattinson, Jude Law, and Eva Mendez. Johnny Depp and Amber Heard were spotted walking out of the joint just a few days ago.

Rihanna and Jessica Alba have been known to camp out in the residential-style guest rooms Trump's only downtown hotel offers. Each room boasts floor-to-ceiling windows and interiors designed by Fendi.

With two of the most popular bars and hangout spots in the city on its top floor, The Standard—High Line has been known to host social celebrities like Miranda Kerr and Madonna. Beyonce filmed one of the videos on her new self-titled visual album in a Standard—High Line room.

This hotel's got a few celebrity connections, not the least of which is its heavy use as a location on the erstwhile CW show Gossip Girl. The hotel even dedicates a page on its website to the long list of productions that have been filmed inside of its walls. Orlando Bloom has also been known to luxuriate in the hotel's gracious digs.

of the likes of Jennifer Aniston, Kirsten Dunst, and the Black Eyed Peas.

One of New York's most classic hotels is rumored to be where the President gets a little shut-eye when he's away from the oval office, as well as where heads-of-state and foreign dignitaries flock to when in the city. The art deco landmark has been serving guests since 1893.

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Suri Cruise were all spotted here when the trio paraded as a happy family. The timeless hotel features sweeping Central Park views—an easy draw for the elite.

Fashion blogger and former star of The Hills, Whitney Port, planted herself at The Empire Hotel for Fashion Week in 2012. The hotel's rooftop bar is open year-round and is known to attract the fashion week masses.

With its idyllic location at the top of Columbus Circle's Time Warner Center, the Mandarin Oriental offers guests stunning views of Central Park and Midtown. Amongst the slew of celebrities known to rest their heads there are Liam Neeson, Sigourney Weaver, Lance Armstrong, Kevin Spacey, and I.M. Pei.