In this week's summary of all the celebrity real estate news that's fit to blog: Former OC star and current tabloid fixture Mischa Barton lives the dream of many a New Yorker and simply refuses to pay rent; Glenn Close decides she's had enough of one of the Upper West Side's most storied co-ops (or maybe she's getting kicked out for abusing those 101 adorable dogs); John Cleese strikes a deal on the Upper East Side with his ex; The East Village's sexiness level gets raised by a swimsuit model, and the latest whispers surrounding Brooklyn's most expensive apartment involve a little visit from the leathery gent known as Ralph Lauren. Hey, he grew up in the Bronx, so why not a Brooklyn abode?