Behold, the smallest parkland in all of New York City. Measuring a minuscule 1/1000 of an acre, Lang Square is barely more than a few hedges, but in the 1930s, it held a flagpole, several benches, and three Norway maples, which makes one think that it used to be a much larger space. In 2000, the city spent $13,353 to give it new sidewalks.

This patch also measures 1/1000th of an acre, but it certainly looks much larger than Lang Triangle. It's named after Joyce Kilmer, a poet and writer who worked for the New York Times. It's entirely unclear why this location was chosen, but it has been parkland since 1934, and named Kilmer Triangle since 1935.

From 1652 to 1664, the area of Maspeth, where this desolate-looking wedge sits, was known as Middleburgh, named such for a city in the Netherlands. The Parks Department has controlled the space since 1918, even though it's never been more than a traffic triangle with a bus stop.

DNAinfo has managed to write five stories about this .003-acre piece of land, named for Jabez E. Dunningham, who lived in Elmhurst from the 1920s until his death in 1945. The park has been upgraded several times, most recently receiving $200,000 in 2012 for new seating and landscaping.

The highlight of Freedom Triangle, a .004-acre slice of land in Bushwick, is a scuplture called Victory With Peace, depicting Nike, the Greek Goddess of Victory, leaning forward with an olive branch. It was erected in 1921 to honor the Brooklynites who died in World War I.

Named for WWI veteran Corporal Frank F. Fagan, Fagan Square sits at a busy Astoria intersection near the N/R train and William Cullen Bryant High School. The .004-acre site has been parkland since 1915, and today, it's part of the Greenstreets program

Given how famous and influential Jacob Riis was, he could have a triangle named for him anywhere in the city, but the Parks Department chose this site in the 1990s because Riis lived in the neighborhood, Richmond Hill. Parks acquired the site in 1945, and it was originally known as Babbage Triangle, until a council member lobbied for the change. It measures 1/200 of an acre.

A flagpole and modest memorial sit in the center of Alben Triangle, named for Bud H. Alben, who was killed during WWI. The memorial was created by the VFW post named for Alben, and it became city property in 1935. It measures 1/200 of an acre.

The residents of Glendale paid for this memorial to honor their 21 neighbors who died fighting in WWI. It features a bronze bas relief of a female holding a torch set in granite, along with the inscribed names of the veterans. The triangle, sandwiched between Myrtle and Cooper avenues, clocks in at 1/200 of an acre.

The Parks Department also has no historic information about Dahill Triangle, which sits on Dahill Road in south Brooklyn. The .006-acre space holds a path of hedge-lined grass and one tree.

Measuring a roomy 1/125 of an acre, Garlinge Triangle commemorates the Maspeth, Queens residents who died in combat during WWI. It features a monument at center, as well as a flagpole and some benches.

Another community-funded memorial sits in the 1/125-acre Wellbrock Triangle in Ozone Park. This obelisk also honors those who died in World War I.

The only Bronx site on this list, Barnhill Square sits across the street from Kingsbridge Armory. The Parks Department has no information online about its origins, but the park's benches may soon see a lot more action if the Armory's redevelopment manages to push through.

Albert E. Short lived his entire life in Long Island City, and served as the Queens Assistant District Attorney from 1938 to 1951. The triangle named for him measures 1/100 of an acre and sits beside the Court Square subway station, the construction of which seems to have eliminated a Norway maple. The Parks website says that in 1997 "a baby Weeping cherry tree was planted in the center of the triangle to accompany the long-standing Norway maple tree that stands at the triangle’s western corner," but Google Street View makes it clear that all of the triangle's trees are young.

Named for Long Island City native Major James A. McKenna, who died in WWI, this 1/100-acre park became city property in 1911. It was named for McKenna in 1919, and today features trees, benches, and bike parking.